I wanted to revisit the interior shots of my Ignis because I figured I could do better than the last time. The question is, how do you make the inside of a car look interesting? “Good lighting” I hear you say, but you are wrong. The correct answer is fill it with attractive, lightly oiled naked ladies. The problem with this plan is that I am repellent to almost all ladies, naked or otherwise. Just ask my wife.

With a dearth of sartorially challenged female models, and with it being dark outside, I could only manage this;

If this doesn’t excite you, then you need to see a doctor, because you can’t possibly be alive. Check your pulse.

Apropo of nothing, today I also spent some money on yet more camera gear. This time I have to wait for my purchases to be shipped over from America, so I probably wont get them till next week – watch this space, all will be revealed…

My wallet hurts.

New Year, new car – this time a Suzuki Ignis Sport. In spite of the torrent of abuse I’ve received due to it looking like a granny wagon on steroids, I like it.

It’s got whizzy vented and grooved brake disks, and sticky Yokohama Advan tyres. If you are a big car nerd like me, you’ll know that’s good. Ooh and Recaro seats!

Ooooooh…..

Pay no attention to the little head in the rear window. Cheeky monkey.