look I made a photo of the moon, ooooooh. not a naughty moon like a bum, but the moon that is in the sky and is all big and that.

so about a million years ago I went to the lake district and took loads of photos, seems to me that I should share a couple here. If you care, we stayed in Coniston and these were taken at Tarn Hows.

So there you go, a lake in the lake district, the world has gone mad.

well it was inevitable really, I fought it and fought it but I crumpled like a crumply thing and ended up with this:

which is a bag and that bag contained this:

which is a box and that box contained this:

which is basically the same as my old iPhone 3 except it’s a bit flatter and was more expensive and does more things at one time. I feel sick.

Moving on – check out the floor in those photos above – nice or what eh? That’s my floor that is… more to follow on that soon….

What you really want to happen when you have a Christmas hangover and it’s just above freezing is for a pipe in an outside toilet to split and fire a jet of ice cold water all over the place.

What you also want is to forget that there is a stop tap in the house and so try to fix it with the jet of water still spraying out directly in your face like some sort of sadistic winter crowd control method, eventually ending up as if you’d jumped in a river of freezing cold water and are absolutely soaked to the bone.

Then and only then will you remember the stop tap and turn off the water…. Oh and you want to be on a water meter as well… Good times.

Anyway, seaons greetings and a Happy New Year to everyone! Hope 2011 is fabulous.

So I’m eating food in a pub and I go to put some mayo on it – as you do… Yummy mayo.

A quick glance warns me that this is no ordinary mayonnaise as it appears to be at risk of containing almost every other foodstuff imaginable – what on Earth kind of factory is this stuff made in?!

In other news, I’ve got loads of photos from the Lake District to share, so watch this space. Here is a cow to start you off!!!

So clearly there must be a reason that I haven’t put anything on my exciting enthralling website blog pages for absolutely ages – right?

Wrong! I just can’t be bothered.

That was a lie – the real reason is that I’m so busy doing important things that I haven’t found the time – so there you go. I have been doing loads of stuff at home though so there will very soon be a deluge of changing rooms grand designs style posts where I show photos of things in and outside my house.

For now, here is a photo from Wells where I went a while back – wooo! Wells!

By the way when I said “busy doing important things” just now, I meant watching telly and reading books and stuff like that. Important stuff.

Catch you later homies.