So these things arrived at work and they are all shiny and make noises like a jet plane.


Inside these is some magic and some 96 gigglebytes of memories and 32 processoids. I don’t know how they work or what they do but luckily it’s not my job to look after them. Oh wait, yes it is.

I’m told they contain a thing called eunuchs or more accurately l-eunuchs which is like eunuchs but with an l in it. I’m also told typing rm -rf * is the right way to login. If you’re still reading this and you know what that means you are a mega nerd, congratulations.