So I’m eating food in a pub and I go to put some mayo on it – as you do… Yummy mayo.
A quick glance warns me that this is no ordinary mayonnaise as it appears to be at risk of containing almost every other foodstuff imaginable – what on Earth kind of factory is this stuff made in?!
In other news, I’ve got loads of photos from the Lake District to share, so watch this space. Here is a cow to start you off!!!