I wanted to revisit the interior shots of my Ignis because I figured I could do better than the last time. The question is, how do you make the inside of a car look interesting? “Good lighting” I hear you say, but you are wrong. The correct answer is fill it with attractive, lightly oiled naked ladies. The problem with this plan is that I am repellent to almost all ladies, naked or otherwise. Just ask my wife.

With a dearth of sartorially challenged female models, and with it being dark outside, I could only manage this;

If this doesn’t excite you, then you need to see a doctor, because you can’t possibly be alive. Check your pulse.

Apropo of nothing, today I also spent some money on yet more camera gear. This time I have to wait for my purchases to be shipped over from America, so I probably wont get them till next week – watch this space, all will be revealed…

My wallet hurts.

Following his needless slaughter of a soft toy earlier this week, Wilf felt very guilty, and went to sit in the corner.

His favourite T-shirt is a fitting item given his behaviour.

Huge amounts of bribery are required to get Wilf to sit still for a minute, luckily he’ll do pretty much anything for cheese!

This photo may look like the precursor to a savage dog attack, but he’s actually gobbling a thrown bit of cheddar out of the air!

Good dog. Stay.

The sharp eyed reader will notice some subtle changes to these pages. I’ll explain what’s happened;

I’ve moved this blog from it’s previous location, onto another server, so that I could use WordPress, which is a tool for creating blogs. This makes it easier to manage and keeps the page size down by archiving older posts off automatically.

Also my wonderful beautiful readers can now leave comments, telling me how great I am, and how much they love me. This is good, I did it all for you. L eave a comment or two, why not, who does it hurt eh? Don’t make me beg.

As the new server is faster and on a better connection, it should speed things up as well, which *thud*

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……

Sorry, I bored myself to sleep there.

Nothing more to see here.

Being a sentimental sort I just couldn’t throw away the bear I’ve had for 30 years, so he was sat on a shelf in my office.

Wilf the dog managed to get hold of him and have his wicked way, it wasn’t pretty.

Poor old Pooh.

I made this to try to improve my photoshop skills, using some blood spatter effects I found by smashing words into my keyboard on a search engine. It would be rude not to link to Peterpson’s blood spatter brushes since I’ve benefited from them