Following his needless slaughter of a soft toy earlier this week, Wilf felt very guilty, and went to sit in the corner.

Sorry about your teddy.

His favourite T-shirt is a fitting item given his behaviour.

Wilf do bad things

Huge amounts of bribery are required to get Wilf to sit still for a minute, luckily he’ll do pretty much anything for cheese!

This photo may look like the precursor to a savage dog attack, but he’s actually gobbling a thrown bit of cheddar out of the air!

I'll do anything for cheese!  Woof!

Good dog. Stay.